This is a conversation I just had with sciencey friend S. I'm glad my friends are so supportive of my randomness, but maybe it would be better if they weren't.
siiiiiiiiigh
Maybe it would be better if the internet never existed. And no etail.
I already have a ghost, approximately 5' tall, I made with cheesecloth draped over shaped chicken wire. Maybe the skeleton and Ghost (she doesn't have a name so no one can find her grave to salt and burn her bones -- thanks, Supernatural) can dance amid the flock.
I plan to keep the flock out year-round, but I only put out Ghost in October. No, I don't live in an HOA neighborhood. And most of my neighbors moved in after me so they saw my oddly painted house and still chose to buy a home on my street. Basically, they should have known what they were getting into.
p.s. My new couch, whenever I actually get it, should be a good peacock blue and is the inspiration for the peacock theme I want to start adding to my house. Cranes are a symbol of longevity and are therefore lucky, kind of a blessing on the house. Also, peacocks and cranes are cool, as are flamingos.
p.p.s. I actually hate birds because of a fear of the many many many diseases they carry. But exotic birds made of plastic, plaster, etc are ok.
p.p.p.s. I should come with a user's guide.
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