I woke up before the alarm (not sure of exact time because I didn't want to move or think to strenuously lest I wake the bladder). Oh wait! It might be Sunday. I'm pretty sure I worked yesterday and it was exhausting. So maybe today isn't Monday and I can go back to sleep.
Okay, so, yes, I did work yesterday. It was exhausting. And today isn't Monday. And while all of those statements are true they don't mean that today is Sunday or that I can go back to sleep.
I do not think today will be a good day.
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