me: Focus now. We have a lot to do today.
brain: <quietly singing “Hey Big Spender” for absolutely no reason>
me: I’m serious. We’re moving the living room furniture to Christmas mode. And then we have the usual Sunday chores. Laundry. Green beans. Spring rolls.”
brain: biscuits
me: What?! No.
brain: you said biscuits with green beans and leftover chicken
me: That was before I realized we have 2 1/3 bags of pretzel buns. That’s 8 rolls. We only need 3 for lunches. We don’t need biscuits.
me: And we don’t have enough butter for scones, so don’t even. No side quests! We can take breaks between tasks.
brain: yay! break!
So I have started laundry. Now I’m eating a biscuit while on a break.
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