Stocking on a . . . uh, no. Sock on . . . No . . . Wait. Nope, this is dumb.

It’s like I walk into my recently cleaned kitchen and think, “Oh no, this is too tidy. Lunch was just a boxed pre-fab thing that didn’t make much mess. Well, there’s only one option: make pretzel rolls from scratch. Quick, grab the yeast!”

In other news: I made a Christmas stocking.

Annnnd realized as I was hanging it up for this pic that it’s a definite Olive Oyl vibe with the white trim.

And a bit later I realized it’s not so much Olive Oyl and more Elf on a Shelf. Who basically has an Olive Oyl body type.

So how’s your Sunday going?