Dear God, Mother Nature, Zeus, Cthulhu (and misc. other Elder Gods), Satan, Dow Chemicals board of directors,
I am not turning the furnace on again until October 2023 at the earliest.
Thank you for your cooperation,
Misha
p.s. If you're involved in the current weather nonsense but I didn't specifically name you, yeah, I'm talking to you. Don't think you're off the hook because I didn't research all weather, creator, and end days deities. Ditto companies and governments (all levels from local to national) with a history of "eff you, environment" policies. I'd be at it all day and frankly it's too damned cold to sit here typing on my phone.
p.p.s. I only called out Dow because I remember the beautiful sunsets you created when I lived in Baton Rouge. Also that time your plant exploded and I watched the fires all night from the frickin' far side of the city miles away.
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